at the Manchester Academy
Why the fuck are you calling us a girl band? We’re a band. We shouldn’t be a category. We should just be coexisting with other bands. It shouldn’t be gendered. It’s all music. It’s not like when we play, hearts and flowers come out of our mouths. We’re all doing the same thing. We should just all be together as one.
Aries: your lips look so lonely…would they like to meet mine?
Taurus: do you have a name or can i call you mine?
Gemini: i’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you.
Cancer: on a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9, because i’m the 1 you need
Leo: i’m learning about important dates in history. wanna be one of them?
Virgo: if i received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, i’d have five cents.
Libra: i want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.
Scorpio: there’s a big sale in my bedroom right now. clothes are now 100% off!
Sagittarius: is your dad an art thief? because you’re a masterpiece.
Capricorn: guess what I’m wearing? the smile you gave me.
Aquarius: if you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.
Pisces: your hand looks heavy. let me hold it for you.
kaitlyn alexander: annie briggs?? what an asshole i mean [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of annie briggs spill out of jacket] w-what a beautiful talented asshole i these aren’t mine I’m just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen I just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of annie briggs scatter across the floor] shit fuck I’m holding them for a friend just listen
Okay but who told you?
That’s a lot of notes. Let’s all date each other. Everyone get into groups of two.
Let’s do the math then.
with 841,518 reblogs that would be 420,279 couples.
cAN I GET MINE IN PINK PLS
everytime I see this post it has an even amount of notes, I guess I’m just doomed to be alone forever
I know yall is out there though